About

I have been blogging about my life since the summer of 2012, so now I have a chronicle of my life and thoughts through college and into my post grad life.

The original title of this blog was “On the Path to Spinsterhood” and I mainly shared stories of why I was convinced I would stay single for the rest of my life. To 19 year old me, it was a funny but unlikely joke. At 23, it’s looking closer to my ultimate reality as we go. The difference between 19 year old me and 23 year old me though, is that now I’m pretty sure it’s a good thing that I stay single for the rest of my life. I’m incredibly selfish, have impossibly high standards, I am needy and possessive, but I also have huge double standards and I require total freedom while demanding unfailing loyalty from my partner. ┬áBasically, I’m a shit show but I’m cool with it.

I only want to travel and hang out with my dog. I like getting into trouble, I love whining to my friends. I’m competitive and a sore loser, so I make it a point never to lose. I’m good at everything except emotional stability and financial planning.

Live by the 3 Bs: Bagels, Beer, Bursts

Scorpio Sun
Cancer Moon
Gemini Asc.