Things That Are Going Well in My Life vs. Things to Improve On

Things That Are Going Well:
-Have been able to pay my rent every month without much trouble.
-Soon will no longer have to wake up at 3am, and will have a more enjoyable job
-In the process of applying to grad school
-Am gaining more muscle and losing fat
-Met a very small dog today
-Caught a charmander in the wild a few days ago
-I won $40 on a scratch ticket today
-The King Soopers near me if now offering more Kombucha flavors
-Am very regular thanks to meal prep
-My work computer is fixed and no longer has a noisy fan
-I’ve unpacked my last box and am no longer living like a troll
-I followed Wokemon on facebook and it’s everything I hoped for
-Gertie stopped a runaway dog from running farther away today
-Am almost finished with The History of Rome podcast that I’ve been listening to since May
– Am starting to focus on asserting myself so that I’m clearly understood
-Finally bought stamps
-Created a display of my accomplishments in my room (which serves a secondary purpose as personal erotica, because I get turned on when I think of how accomplished I am)
-Returned a dress I purchased online
-Pineapples are 10 for $10
-I’ve started calling all electronic devices robots

Things That Need Work
-Don’t have enough time to seduce my hot boss before I leave
-Also, quitting was probably a bit of a boner shrinker also
-Creepy regular is still creepy, have plans to call him out on the last day
-Have been nauseated for 3 days
-Displeased with my new roommate situation
-Have not yet learned how to play guitar
-Apartment is haunted
-Will be very busy for the next two weeks

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